Clan {TRIAD} Smileys : Honor | Loyalty | Respect, submitted by me. You're getting twice your money's worth with today's link. First there's the garish homepage of an online gaming clan replete with a blingin' logo and a faux wood panel background. Then, as if your brain didn't have enough reason to hate you, there's a series of comic gems such as this:

If you can read the entire archive without wincing you'll gain my feigned admiration.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker (@DennisFarrell)

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