Gollan's Male Hair Growth Blog, submitted by jizzus. A dude who loves knives and carefully recording his hair growth in his blog? Sounds like a real lady's man. The sort of guy you would normally see emerging from the woods with pants made out of a bear to mail his manifesto to a newspaper and then blow up a computer store or an abortion clinic.
The process of growing my hair long has led me to some important discoveries about myself and the world around me. I believe that I am the same soft-spoken, cultured gentleman I was when I had short hair but some people now treat me very differently. I was not surprised by negative discrimination due to my long hair. I won't dwell on the negative discrimination I have faced. It will suffice to say that it has been an illuminating experience, definitively due to my hair, and at times shockingly brutal.
"I just finished the barding for my mighty steed. Yes, his name is Linux."
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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