Gollan's Male Hair Growth Blog, submitted by jizzus. A dude who loves knives and carefully recording his hair growth in his blog? Sounds like a real lady's man. The sort of guy you would normally see emerging from the woods with pants made out of a bear to mail his manifesto to a newspaper and then blow up a computer store or an abortion clinic.

The process of growing my hair long has led me to some important discoveries about myself and the world around me. I believe that I am the same soft-spoken, cultured gentleman I was when I had short hair but some people now treat me very differently. I was not surprised by negative discrimination due to my long hair. I won't dwell on the negative discrimination I have faced. It will suffice to say that it has been an illuminating experience, definitively due to my hair, and at times shockingly brutal.

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