Gollan's Male Hair Growth Blog, submitted by jizzus. A dude who loves knives and carefully recording his hair growth in his blog? Sounds like a real lady's man. The sort of guy you would normally see emerging from the woods with pants made out of a bear to mail his manifesto to a newspaper and then blow up a computer store or an abortion clinic.
The process of growing my hair long has led me to some important discoveries about myself and the world around me. I believe that I am the same soft-spoken, cultured gentleman I was when I had short hair but some people now treat me very differently. I was not surprised by negative discrimination due to my long hair. I won't dwell on the negative discrimination I have faced. It will suffice to say that it has been an illuminating experience, definitively due to my hair, and at times shockingly brutal.
"I just finished the barding for my mighty steed. Yes, his name is Linux."
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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