Gollan's Male Hair Growth Blog, submitted by jizzus. A dude who loves knives and carefully recording his hair growth in his blog? Sounds like a real lady's man. The sort of guy you would normally see emerging from the woods with pants made out of a bear to mail his manifesto to a newspaper and then blow up a computer store or an abortion clinic.
The process of growing my hair long has led me to some important discoveries about myself and the world around me. I believe that I am the same soft-spoken, cultured gentleman I was when I had short hair but some people now treat me very differently. I was not surprised by negative discrimination due to my long hair. I won't dwell on the negative discrimination I have faced. It will suffice to say that it has been an illuminating experience, definitively due to my hair, and at times shockingly brutal.
"I just finished the barding for my mighty steed. Yes, his name is Linux."
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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