VG Spoofs, submitted by Rocco. Watch out pop culture, VGspoofs is about to SKEWER YOU THE HELL UP. With a camera in hand and a mullet on their head, they bring us hit clips such as "The Matrix Inline," where we're taught how "cheaters never win," and that the Matrix universe is much better with disjointed matte-effects and no script in mom's kitchen.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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