Moof: i want a job where i can pet kittens all day :)
Moof: and make them purr and when they are purring i move on to the next kitten until i have a whole box of purring kittens and then i can go home
Livestock: what if the kittens hiss and snarl
Moof: then i pet them more aggressively
Livestock: moof that is a classic case of nature vs nurture
Moof: no you are
Moof: this keyboard has keys on it to change the volume
Moof: it is insane
Moof: i am like hmm a little louder and i press the keys and it gets louder
Livestock: moof that is also a classic case of nature vs nurture
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.