NJWEEDMAN, submitted by locdogg. NJWEEDMAN, or NJWEEDMAN as he's known to his friends, is a somewhat famous up-and-coming politician who runs under something called the Legalize Marijuana Party. In fact, he actually ran for governor last year!"NJWEEDMAN 4 GOVERNOR"
I received 9,075 votes on Nov. 3rd, 2005, 5th out of a feild of 11 candidates. Imagine if I had some "real" money; I spent $370.00 total!

His website is a collection of interspersed paragraph-long rants and images that have nothing in common other than being somehow about weed or the government. Unforutnately, he can't seem to really get his political career off the ground what with being arrested / losing his job / protesting the "racist war on drugs" all the time.

And whatever you do, don't forget to check out some of NJWEEDMAN's illustrated superhero adventures.In Volume No. 2 “NJWEEDMAN” meets the first of his many arch enemies “WEED-WHACKER”.
“WEED-WHACKER” was created in a abandoned factory Paterson New Jersey (volume No. 1) by Government agents to fight “NJWEEDMAN” and to destroy the herb “marijuana” were every he found it.

Finally, a superhero people can look up to!

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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