Hannidate, submitted by Matlock. A Sean Hannity dating site makes about as much sense as a swingers party for people in iron lungs. The dudes in iron lungs probably get more tail.

Hannidate - The place where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet. Whether you are looking for a life partner, or just someone to hang out with, here you'll be able to find exactly who you are looking for, locally or around the world. It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further.

Huh. Well, I looked up "sadds" and all I can discern is that the only thing important to this woman is dentistry in San Antonio. Amazingly, her profile is nowhere near the strangest one on the site. Browse around, you'll find listings that will make eHarmony look like a gang bang arrangement site. Wait, are people using eHarmony to set up gang bangs now? Damn it.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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