President News, submitted by me. Here's the president of Iran's official website, which is completely devoid of the crazy-ass statements he's issued over the past few months and instead features flowery propaganda stories, much like the Star Wars: Galaxies forums. There's no mention of Iran threatening to share their nuclear technology with other countries or the Iranian president saying his country doesn't "give a damn" about the U.N.'s suspicions of a hidden nuclear weapon program, but there is a story called "President urges UN to pave way for materialization of world peace", which is close enough I guess!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.