President News, submitted by me. Here's the president of Iran's official website, which is completely devoid of the crazy-ass statements he's issued over the past few months and instead features flowery propaganda stories, much like the Star Wars: Galaxies forums. There's no mention of Iran threatening to share their nuclear technology with other countries or the Iranian president saying his country doesn't "give a damn" about the U.N.'s suspicions of a hidden nuclear weapon program, but there is a story called "President urges UN to pave way for materialization of world peace", which is close enough I guess!
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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