President News, submitted by me. Here's the president of Iran's official website, which is completely devoid of the crazy-ass statements he's issued over the past few months and instead features flowery propaganda stories, much like the Star Wars: Galaxies forums. There's no mention of Iran threatening to share their nuclear technology with other countries or the Iranian president saying his country doesn't "give a damn" about the U.N.'s suspicions of a hidden nuclear weapon program, but there is a story called "President urges UN to pave way for materialization of world peace", which is close enough I guess!
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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