Cutlery Corner, submitted by PAX TV. If you have never seen The Knife Show on PAX TV then you're missing out and I feel sorry for you. Tom and Todd sell the most hilarious swords and knives in the most hilarious quantities and they are absolutely crazy about it. The good news is that you can watch their insane knife stockpile infomercial on the cutlery corner website. Stop reading now and go watch the latest episode.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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