Email Spider, submitted by me. This may come as a surprise, but I don't really like spam all that much. My inbox has been swamped with so much junk mail that my email client's filters are on a hair trigger, itching to delete mail that contains an exclamation point or an adjective anywhere in its body. Email Spider is a tool for spammers which scours the internet for email addresses. I don't really like Email Spider all that much.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.