A Journey Through the Heart, submitted by Alex. As I'm sure you could tell by the preceding article, I am actually hallucinating from a fever, and I don't mean Jungle Fever or Prize Fever. It is with great sorrow that I must inform you that this site is not a terrifying phantom conjured by the deepest recesses of my boiling brain, it is in fact a real site. Inept and bland design fused with inept and disturbing poetry to create a horrifying vision of hell. A very inept hell.
The crow and the craven,
Attacked me the raven,
While sitting in my haven,
And all the lights were dim,
So I never really saw him...
If that picture didn't scare you enough, he also has a picture of himself brandishing a pump-action shotgun. Based on these two pieces of photographic evidence I'm not sure what he does when he gets mad, shoot their head or eat their head. He also appears to be stalking his boyish girlfriend. Good lord I wish it were a hallucination.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.