If Wishers Were Horses, submitted by Zack. While searching for a picture of two people wearing one of those retarded donkey costumes I turned up this horror; a site that focuses on the fantasy of a human being transforming into a horse. I think I already made clear that horses are a shifty group that should never be trusted despite all this "equality" garbage you hear on the streets and on the pulpit. I think this site pretty accurately explains why horses are evil with a lot of nice pictures of Jasmine from "Aladdin" being turned into a nubile centaur woman.
With ESP now a verified fact albeit one for which we have no current explanation, and proof that human thought can actually alter a human body, might it not be possible, with a trained, exceptional mind, to actually cause a body to grow in a different fashion: to transform into a new shape? Yes, this is jumping the gun, from a flint knife to nuclear fusion, but you'll admit it's an intriguing possibility!
Holy crap, these horse people are forming deadly psi-ops units that will terrorize mankind! We must stop them and the only way to stop anything is through completely unrestrained violence. I'll starting digging, the pick-axes are leaning against the old shed. Heck, why dig? We can render them into glue and dog food!
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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