If Wishers Were Horses, submitted by Zack. While searching for a picture of two people wearing one of those retarded donkey costumes I turned up this horror; a site that focuses on the fantasy of a human being transforming into a horse. I think I already made clear that horses are a shifty group that should never be trusted despite all this "equality" garbage you hear on the streets and on the pulpit. I think this site pretty accurately explains why horses are evil with a lot of nice pictures of Jasmine from "Aladdin" being turned into a nubile centaur woman.
With ESP now a verified fact albeit one for which we have no current explanation, and proof that human thought can actually alter a human body, might it not be possible, with a trained, exceptional mind, to actually cause a body to grow in a different fashion: to transform into a new shape? Yes, this is jumping the gun, from a flint knife to nuclear fusion, but you'll admit it's an intriguing possibility!
Holy crap, these horse people are forming deadly psi-ops units that will terrorize mankind! We must stop them and the only way to stop anything is through completely unrestrained violence. I'll starting digging, the pick-axes are leaning against the old shed. Heck, why dig? We can render them into glue and dog food!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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