Chicks Suck!, submitted by Downfallen. Holy everything / nothing Batman! Once again, we come upon another boring ass whiney E/N site that nobody in their right mind would ever like.
In high school these two brothers that worked out a ton insisted on shaving my back. They used an electric razor on me and my back itched for days. Served me right, because that sounds pretty fucking gay, doesn't it? I learned my lesson. No back shaving for me.
Hmm, interesting! I love to hear about all that stuff, which is why the E/N scene on the internet is so fucking fantastic, loaded to the brim with entertainment. Check out his vast archive of content (about 5 things), and his consistantly entertaining blog (not entertaining at all). Enjoy all the entertainment the Chicks Suck guy has to offer you, god knows I did!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.