Chicks Suck!, submitted by Downfallen. Holy everything / nothing Batman! Once again, we come upon another boring ass whiney E/N site that nobody in their right mind would ever like.
In high school these two brothers that worked out a ton insisted on shaving my back. They used an electric razor on me and my back itched for days. Served me right, because that sounds pretty fucking gay, doesn't it? I learned my lesson. No back shaving for me.
Hmm, interesting! I love to hear about all that stuff, which is why the E/N scene on the internet is so fucking fantastic, loaded to the brim with entertainment. Check out his vast archive of content (about 5 things), and his consistantly entertaining blog (not entertaining at all). Enjoy all the entertainment the Chicks Suck guy has to offer you, god knows I did!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.