Chicks Suck!, submitted by Downfallen. Holy everything / nothing Batman! Once again, we come upon another boring ass whiney E/N site that nobody in their right mind would ever like.
In high school these two brothers that worked out a ton insisted on shaving my back. They used an electric razor on me and my back itched for days. Served me right, because that sounds pretty fucking gay, doesn't it? I learned my lesson. No back shaving for me.
Hmm, interesting! I love to hear about all that stuff, which is why the E/N scene on the internet is so fucking fantastic, loaded to the brim with entertainment. Check out his vast archive of content (about 5 things), and his consistantly entertaining blog (not entertaining at all). Enjoy all the entertainment the Chicks Suck guy has to offer you, god knows I did!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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