The official Web site for Boku no Pico contains almost no English, but in their quest to deliver the mythical Worst Awful Link Ever, various SA goons navigated it blindly, using their bat-like instincts to hone in on the NWS kiddie-porn cartoons. These indignant readers assume this site's pederast-friendly artwork makes it uniquely terrible, which demonstrates a blissful ignorance of similar atrocities, many of which fester in my toxic Submit An Awful Link inbox. However, Pico's creators proudly claim it's the first shotacon anime, so it probably deserves its own shame spotlight.
Vast galleries (don't visit them) offer graphic images of Pico, an alleged boy who looks like a pre-pubescent girl with a pixelated penis. They also include rough sketches, which should be especially attractive to the target demographic, given that these drawings appear much younger (developmentally speaking) than the finished comic panels.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.