Looking at the image below, you might think "man, there's no way that picture could get any fruitier!"
This is because you're not yet familiar with the "unique *magical*" abilities of celestial soul portrait painter Erial Ali.
Here's how Erial Ali's creative process purportedly unfurls:
And here are the suggestions SirRobin offers anyone wishing to replicate Erial's results without using a wizard's hat:
It's easy to be skeptical in the face of the supernatural. Fortunately, Erial Ali provides a self-portrait, so you can decide for yourself whether you feel comfortable doubting the artistic divinity of a man with a glowing cross on his chest.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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