Looking at the image below, you might think "man, there's no way that picture could get any fruitier!"
This is because you're not yet familiar with the "unique *magical*" abilities of celestial soul portrait painter Erial Ali.
Here's how Erial Ali's creative process purportedly unfurls:
And here are the suggestions SirRobin offers anyone wishing to replicate Erial's results without using a wizard's hat:
It's easy to be skeptical in the face of the supernatural. Fortunately, Erial Ali provides a self-portrait, so you can decide for yourself whether you feel comfortable doubting the artistic divinity of a man with a glowing cross on his chest.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.