Looking at the image below, you might think "man, there's no way that picture could get any fruitier!"
This is because you're not yet familiar with the "unique *magical*" abilities of celestial soul portrait painter Erial Ali.
Here's how Erial Ali's creative process purportedly unfurls:
And here are the suggestions SirRobin offers anyone wishing to replicate Erial's results without using a wizard's hat:
It's easy to be skeptical in the face of the supernatural. Fortunately, Erial Ali provides a self-portrait, so you can decide for yourself whether you feel comfortable doubting the artistic divinity of a man with a glowing cross on his chest.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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