Looking at the image below, you might think "man, there's no way that picture could get any fruitier!"
This is because you're not yet familiar with the "unique *magical*" abilities of celestial soul portrait painter Erial Ali.
Here's how Erial Ali's creative process purportedly unfurls:
And here are the suggestions SirRobin offers anyone wishing to replicate Erial's results without using a wizard's hat:
It's easy to be skeptical in the face of the supernatural. Fortunately, Erial Ali provides a self-portrait, so you can decide for yourself whether you feel comfortable doubting the artistic divinity of a man with a glowing cross on his chest.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.