Thanksgiving ranks among America's unfunniest national happenings, so I wasn't surprised that an ALotD inbox search returned only a handful of suggestions, mostly novelty-product hoaxes and weird PETA torture videos. That leaves thepointless.com's take on the turkey, which isn't especially awful, but it'll do, because dammit, it's a holiday!
Turkies are large reptiles that only live on farms.
Pope Francis, the best Pope, has a number of upcoming encyclicals to change the way Catholics view the world.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.