Thanksgiving ranks among America's unfunniest national happenings, so I wasn't surprised that an ALotD inbox search returned only a handful of suggestions, mostly novelty-product hoaxes and weird PETA torture videos. That leaves thepointless.com's take on the turkey, which isn't especially awful, but it'll do, because dammit, it's a holiday!
Turkies are large reptiles that only live on farms.
Donald Trump is constantly being compared to infamous political figures and villains from movies. Finally, the correct comparison is here.
Now that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize in literature, hopefully these other great musicians will win the award in the future.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.