India outlawed pornography, but they haven't been able to completely suppress the lurid adventures of insatiable cartoon housewife Savita Bhabhi. The Indian government instructed all ISPs to ban Savita Bhabi's eponymous site earlier this year, and Indian citizens still have trouble connecting to its new domain. But it's accessible to expatriates, not to mention people in other countries who have unimpeded access to the Internet's infinite smut stash but read Savita Bhabhi to laugh at its weird translations and marvel at its onetime status as the sole porn option for millions.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.