India outlawed pornography, but they haven't been able to completely suppress the lurid adventures of insatiable cartoon housewife Savita Bhabhi. The Indian government instructed all ISPs to ban Savita Bhabi's eponymous site earlier this year, and Indian citizens still have trouble connecting to its new domain. But it's accessible to expatriates, not to mention people in other countries who have unimpeded access to the Internet's infinite smut stash but read Savita Bhabhi to laugh at its weird translations and marvel at its onetime status as the sole porn option for millions.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.