Black Snow alternately bills itself as "the world's first Web comic book" and "the world's greatest Web comic book." The only way the latter claim could be technically true is if Black Snow were "the world's only Web comic book."
Michael Balistreri handles the crude drawings, while Alex Siquig stuffs speech balloons with giant bricks of dialogue. The characters' faces vary wildly from panel to panel, as do the typefaces: The only constant is unrelenting ugliness. The pair maintains a self-deprecating tone, as if to say "we could have done better, but we wanted to be wacky!" Their acknowledgement of Black Snow's shittiness proves they're not delusional, but it doesn't make it any easier to read.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.