Black Snow alternately bills itself as "the world's first Web comic book" and "the world's greatest Web comic book." The only way the latter claim could be technically true is if Black Snow were "the world's only Web comic book."
Michael Balistreri handles the crude drawings, while Alex Siquig stuffs speech balloons with giant bricks of dialogue. The characters' faces vary wildly from panel to panel, as do the typefaces: The only constant is unrelenting ugliness. The pair maintains a self-deprecating tone, as if to say "we could have done better, but we wanted to be wacky!" Their acknowledgement of Black Snow's shittiness proves they're not delusional, but it doesn't make it any easier to read.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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