I'm not sure what could be gained by trying to figure out the religious affiliation of almost every single comic book character in existence, but I do know that way too much time must have been lost in the making of this site. Here you'll find a huge list of superheroes and supervillains, each with a dedicated page full of so much research and conjecture that it would make even the most obnoxious wikipedia contributor jealous.

It's scary, sure, but also worth reading if only to find out that according to the site The Athiest isn't an athiest, but an agnostic skeptic.

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

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