BONEY M - DADDY COOL


Submitted by Denise D. (like 2 years ago)

A team of music video scientists spent decades making sure that this music video would, when muted, sync up perfectly to every single track Ol' Dirty Bastard ever released.

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"look at those stupid honkies. they got no rhythem. since it was the 70's i would have been coked up and dancing on the tables."

-snoo333

"the crowds whispering to each other 'you didnt say they were black', if i was in that crowd I'd be rockin out this songs the shit!"

-joeycooley

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-Russel "Old Dirty "Joe "Big Baby Jesus" Bananas" Bastard" Jones

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