I actually started writing this edition of AwfulVision™ back in 1987. Unfortunately, watching the intro to this first video put me to sleep for nearly 2 decades. Sorry for the delay.

FROM: Heidi Charolette
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SUBJECT: AwfulVision™ Submission

Apparently they got a different version of X-Men south of the border. I guess this was a directors cut or something.
and lucky us, a part 2:

Apparently this video is so amazing that star of Steven Speilberg's ET, ET, sent me the link to it. He then demanded I credit him, so to make sure I did, I'm going to copy and paste his name 20 times. ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET ET.

FROM: "ET"
TO: [email protected]
SUBJECT: AwfulVision™ Submission


If this video gets accepted to AwfulVision and you just MUST credit/blame me, call me ET.

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