Apparently "4rr4r wf4wfwf" forgot the "awful" part of "AwfulVision™" and submitted this pretty neat and impressive video of a guy beat boxing. Thank you, "4rr4r wf4wfwf". Without your tireless dedication to finding good YouTube™ videos and submitting them to an article that reviews bad YouTube™ videos, I wouldn't be able to feed my children or afford the black tar heroin that keeps me going when my will to live has all but vanished.

FROM: "4rr4r wf4wfwf"
TO: [email protected]
SUBJECT: AwfulVision™ Submission

"Beatbox - Eye of the Tiger"

Hahaha what the fuck.

FROM: "David Erde"
TO: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Carnivore Chair Porn

Take your pick, Head First?

Bottom First?

I mean headfirst provides a look at her ass so y'know, if you had to
go with one. I know it's your job but honestly this one baffles me.
There is nothing even disgusting about it, it's just a chair
swallowing up a chick, about as tame as quicksand sinking porn. These
people must be really stressed having to jack off to something this
dull. Seems like a lot of work to me.
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