For a guy named Michael COLON, there is a disturbing lack of colon in this video and for that matter, on this page in general. For that matter, AwfulVision just isn't AwfulVision without a video of some dude filming his asshole whilst poop erupts from it.
"You call that a colon? THIS is a colon!"
Welp, that about wraps it up for this week of AwfulVision. Thanks to pretty much myself for coming up with this dumb game. To recap, we went from a dumb emo bitch making a YouTube time capsule to a dude doing a front flip. Also, a dude shitting in the woods because it just wouldn't be AwfulVision without a video of a dude pooping.
Keep sending in those videos (sorry about not really using any of them this week!) and I'll use them next time! Here is an "internet" ""link"" for you to click for that exact purpose!
See you jerks next time!
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!