For a guy named Michael COLON, there is a disturbing lack of colon in this video and for that matter, on this page in general. For that matter, AwfulVision just isn't AwfulVision without a video of some dude filming his asshole whilst poop erupts from it.
"You call that a colon? THIS is a colon!"
Welp, that about wraps it up for this week of AwfulVision. Thanks to pretty much myself for coming up with this dumb game. To recap, we went from a dumb emo bitch making a YouTube time capsule to a dude doing a front flip. Also, a dude shitting in the woods because it just wouldn't be AwfulVision without a video of a dude pooping.
Keep sending in those videos (sorry about not really using any of them this week!) and I'll use them next time! Here is an "internet" ""link"" for you to click for that exact purpose!
See you jerks next time!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!