An Alienware computer, a buggy peice of shit explorer.exe replacement, terrible techno music, and the icing on the cake: a "FIRIN' MAH LAZOR" wallpaper. Yup, this video truly has it all.
And the first commenter is...
"BITCH GIMME GIMME GIMME 5 STARS! "
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
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