An Alienware computer, a buggy peice of shit explorer.exe replacement, terrible techno music, and the icing on the cake: a "FIRIN' MAH LAZOR" wallpaper. Yup, this video truly has it all.
And the first commenter is...
"BITCH GIMME GIMME GIMME 5 STARS! "
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