And then use that money to run some blood work on the fat being in the white shirt to determine it's gender.
"Are you two girlsÿ lesbians?"
"yall nikkas hating cusz they got a video withÿ more views than yall pussy niggahs! so many haterz!"
-TheGDIcreateswealth, re: a video with 3000 views
"omgÿ r u joey the faggot"
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!