Submitted by Andrew C.
A story as old as time: boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, boy dresses up as wolf and presumably jacks off a lot while dressed as wolf, girl finds out, girl is mortified, boy loses girl, girl magically has some kind of deus ex machina change of heart during the last 2 minutes of the movie and decides to not only accept a dude in his twenties that likes to dress up as a wolf because he is sexually aroused by animals but join in his creepy furfag bullshit, Seth updates shit_that_never_happened.txt.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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