In a recent Rolling Stone interview (the same one where he talks about shaving his Hulkapubes), Hulk "Terry 'Hollywood' Bollea" Hogan said that he considered "going OJ" on his ex-wife (who is fucking their pool boy now that she divorced the Hulkster lol owned you orange skinned bald headed bitch). Clearly, the world doesn't know what this man is capable of.
And by that, I mean he is capable of filming quite possibly the worst wrestling-related video in the proud history of a sport that is built around the idea of 40 year old men rolling around in tights.
"The first thing Hogan thinks about: "THERE'S NO HULKAMANIACS HERE!" "
"Did Ed Wood right this? "
That does it for another thrilling week of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted videos (and sorry if I didn't use yours! My old laptop bit the dust, and with it went my inbox; feel free to resubmit especially if you submitted something funny!)
See you jerks next time!
While designing this space, I imagined David Fincher being forced to recreate the music video for Nine Inch Nails' Closer in a haunted gas station bathroom.
We were able to recently sit down and interview the men's rights icon, Jordan Peterson, in this exclusive interview.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!