In a recent Rolling Stone interview (the same one where he talks about shaving his Hulkapubes), Hulk "Terry 'Hollywood' Bollea" Hogan said that he considered "going OJ" on his ex-wife (who is fucking their pool boy now that she divorced the Hulkster lol owned you orange skinned bald headed bitch). Clearly, the world doesn't know what this man is capable of.
And by that, I mean he is capable of filming quite possibly the worst wrestling-related video in the proud history of a sport that is built around the idea of 40 year old men rolling around in tights.
"The first thing Hogan thinks about: "THERE'S NO HULKAMANIACS HERE!" "
"Did Ed Wood right this? "
That does it for another thrilling week of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted videos (and sorry if I didn't use yours! My old laptop bit the dust, and with it went my inbox; feel free to resubmit especially if you submitted something funny!)
See you jerks next time!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!