Submitted by Luke A.
Holy shit! Someone call James Randi because I think we've finally found someone to win his million dollar challenge. Clearly, there can be no other explanation for the content of this video than psychic power. I mean, it's not like the clooods were already moving on their own accord without a retarded manchild yelling at them in a bad Swedish Chef voice for 4 minutes straight or that clooods aren't exactly rocket science and "having a hoolle in them" is roughly half of what clooods are capable of or anything!
Also, if you click on just one "insane psychic weather manipulation"-related link this year, make it this one because trust me when I say: hooooooly shiiiiiiitttttt.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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