Submitted by Luke A.
Holy shit! Someone call James Randi because I think we've finally found someone to win his million dollar challenge. Clearly, there can be no other explanation for the content of this video than psychic power. I mean, it's not like the clooods were already moving on their own accord without a retarded manchild yelling at them in a bad Swedish Chef voice for 4 minutes straight or that clooods aren't exactly rocket science and "having a hoolle in them" is roughly half of what clooods are capable of or anything!
Also, if you click on just one "insane psychic weather manipulation"-related link this year, make it this one because trust me when I say: hooooooly shiiiiiiitttttt.
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