Submitted by Paris W.
For some reason, nerds love to reenact shit they weren't actually there for. Some of them reenact famous Civil War battles, others Renaissance Europe, some dress up as Star Trek characters and attend conventions. RadicalFaith360, however, has decided to reenact YouTube poop videos like this one. In the Nerd Pecking Order, this puts him somewhere between "wounded gazelle" and "kid that used to get beat up by the nerds the jocks used to beat up" depending on which clumsy metaphor you want to go with.
The 17-century battle between Santa Claus and Satan reaches an unfortunate peak.
The unSlender Man is a humanoid male with a rotund belly and jocular disposition. He is described as wearing a red suit with white trim and a matching hat. While it is rare to catch a glimpse of the unSlender Man, victims say his footprints in the snow are visible for days after his visits. Thats right, you guessed it- idts the big man Santa Claus.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!