Submitted by David B.
Creeeeepy. Creee-pppyyy. Cuh. Cuh. Cuhrrreeeeepyyyyy. I am extremely cuh-reepy. Creeeepyyy.
Ssssss-kin. Skiiiiin. I want to make a suiiiit out of your skiiinn.
Buh. Bbbbuhh. Baaaaaa-sement. BAAAAASE-ment. I use lye to dissolve my victims flesh and then bury their bones in my baaaasement. BASE-ment.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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