Submitted by David B.
Creeeeepy. Creee-pppyyy. Cuh. Cuh. Cuhrrreeeeepyyyyy. I am extremely cuh-reepy. Creeeepyyy.
Ssssss-kin. Skiiiiin. I want to make a suiiiit out of your skiiinn.
Buh. Bbbbuhh. Baaaaaa-sement. BAAAAASE-ment. I use lye to dissolve my victims flesh and then bury their bones in my baaaasement. BASE-ment.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
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