Submitted by Albert G.
I currently live in the greater St. Louis area and actually lived in the city this was shot in (St. Charles, MO) for a year and am even intimately familiar with the shopping center (consisting of Slackers, Wal-Mart and crappy Chinese buffet) that this takes place in and believe me when I tell you, these are actually some of the classier people to come from St. Chuck.
"Ever see a bunch of retards in the middle of a parking-lot?"
"why u saying woop woop for it was like 50 of u juggalo faggs against 1 ,,,"
"wow white trash pieces of shit get a fuckin life and job and a shower while u faggots are at it "
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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