Submitted by Albert G.
I currently live in the greater St. Louis area and actually lived in the city this was shot in (St. Charles, MO) for a year and am even intimately familiar with the shopping center (consisting of Slackers, Wal-Mart and crappy Chinese buffet) that this takes place in and believe me when I tell you, these are actually some of the classier people to come from St. Chuck.
"Ever see a bunch of retards in the middle of a parking-lot?"
"why u saying woop woop for it was like 50 of u juggalo faggs against 1 ,,,"
"wow white trash pieces of shit get a fuckin life and job and a shower while u faggots are at it "
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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