Submitted by Eivind J.
The guy who submitted this video told me that the craziness starts 3 minutes into this video. I think he was a bit off. For me, the craziness started as soon as I saw this:
Welp, that does it for this week's AwfulVision! Sorry this update is a bit shorter than the last several, but I am sick as shit. I'm sure it's either Swine Flu or my body rejecting itself.
Anyway, thanks to all the people who submitted videos! If you'd like to join in on the fun, submit the fuck out of a video right here!
See you jerks next time!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!