Submitted by Eivind J.
The guy who submitted this video told me that the craziness starts 3 minutes into this video. I think he was a bit off. For me, the craziness started as soon as I saw this:
Welp, that does it for this week's AwfulVision! Sorry this update is a bit shorter than the last several, but I am sick as shit. I'm sure it's either Swine Flu or my body rejecting itself.
Anyway, thanks to all the people who submitted videos! If you'd like to join in on the fun, submit the fuck out of a video right here!
See you jerks next time!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!