Submitted by Pyrric Victory
1) Bitch got good by practicing on Duncan Donuts locks
2) She'll need more than lock picks to break open her clogged-ass arteries
3) Yo thanks for the gratuitous shots of your veiny, saggy jugs you disgusting cow. Maybe next time you break into TJ Maxx, you could steal a bikini top from clearance that actually fits.
"OMFG she aint sexy u can she the fat hanging off her tits. omfgÿ plz take it off and get her a shirt on not a gross bikini "
"Nice juggs "
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