Submitted by Pyrric Victory
1) Bitch got good by practicing on Duncan Donuts locks
2) She'll need more than lock picks to break open her clogged-ass arteries
3) Yo thanks for the gratuitous shots of your veiny, saggy jugs you disgusting cow. Maybe next time you break into TJ Maxx, you could steal a bikini top from clearance that actually fits.
"OMFG she aint sexy u can she the fat hanging off her tits. omfgÿ plz take it off and get her a shirt on not a gross bikini "
"Nice juggs "
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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