Submitted by Paul Rice
Hail and well met, friend! My scouts report that you have just uploaded a 5 minute+ video dedicated to the origin of your YouTube name and to "powning" some hapless ne'er-do-well. As the king of Whogivesafuckistan, I welcome you to our fair country and hope your terrible, wordy, nerd slapfight video has a long and happy stay here. Enjoy your complimentary 3 titties and a boob and smallest margarine and feel free to eat shit and die at your earliest convenience!
"ur awesome dude.. esperfuck is gay, i hope he gets run over by a train. or his ass shot in the corner of a dark alley..
-XBOX360 RULES "
"What a nerd."
"stop being defensive the other dude is killing you because you are way to serious and what the fuck is this greek god shit youre not greek "
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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