Submitted by Paul Rice
Hail and well met, friend! My scouts report that you have just uploaded a 5 minute+ video dedicated to the origin of your YouTube name and to "powning" some hapless ne'er-do-well. As the king of Whogivesafuckistan, I welcome you to our fair country and hope your terrible, wordy, nerd slapfight video has a long and happy stay here. Enjoy your complimentary 3 titties and a boob and smallest margarine and feel free to eat shit and die at your earliest convenience!
"ur awesome dude.. esperfuck is gay, i hope he gets run over by a train. or his ass shot in the corner of a dark alley..
-XBOX360 RULES "
"What a nerd."
"stop being defensive the other dude is killing you because you are way to serious and what the fuck is this greek god shit youre not greek "
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!