Submitted by Advising Away
Let's play a fun game and count the number of things in this video that don't absolutely sicken me. Ready, here we go:
Okay that about does it for that list! Yaaaaaaaaaay! Did you have fun!? I sure as shit didn't!
"i mean theres nothing wrong with liking/watching annie may but this is fucking stupid. this retarded bitch has taken the annie may culture and applied it to what she thinks is japanese culture thus giving birth to lame ass wapanese culture...amirite?
ps the stupid bitch can't even use chopsticks...its not fucking hard pet!"
"that kid is gay rigth?"
"MOTHER FUCKING RAGE"
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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