Submitted by Raginboar
99.99% of the time, when I don't understand what the fuck is going on in a video, I feel slightly bad because it's sorta my job to understand what is going on in these videos enough to mock them.
The 0.01% that I don't feel too bad about is invariably 4Chan stuff.
This is one of those times; I have no fucking clue what this is about, and thank God for that.
Doctor Ben Carson, Popeye's survivor, has some advice about school shootings, terrorists on airplanes, chopping malls, and more perilous scenarios.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
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