Eating a Jar of mayonnaise for CHARITY

Submitted by Brad D.

So THIS is what Gabe Newell has been doing instead of making Episode 3! Dammit, I KNEW it!

Also, what the fuck happened while I was gone? When did Youtube start revolving (lol fattie joke re: gravity) around fat fucks who cram weird shit into their gaping maws? Fuck this earth.

Critics Corner

"10.8k caloriesÿ in 6 minutes? heart attack after?"

-baabaaboi

"It aint mayo. :P Itsÿ pudding. The seal on the jar came off too easy." (AS IF THAT'S ANY FUCKING BETTER - Editor)

-ProCanadaProductions

"whereÿ are your neck? D:"

-WTF67876

Welp, we've once again reached my tolerance level for this week. Thanks a lot to all the horrible pieces of human wreckage that submitted videos this week to further torture me. There is a special place in hell for you and your immediate families. If you want to join in the fun of kicking this poor, helpless internet writer while he's down, you can submit a stupid video, or post it on our wall, and I'll review it (with tears streaming down my fat, gay face all the while). See you jerks next time!

– Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey

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