Submitted by Owen Corn
It has become glaringly obvious to me from the cumulative 3 years I've written this article that my "fan"base consists of two types of people:
1) Fans of weird, electronic music.
2) Fans of watching a 19th century English gentleman buttfuck what appears to be E.T.
Today, we finally "cross the streams", at it were.
"Rule 34 strikes again"
"um WTF............that shit is wierd"
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!