Submitted by Owen Corn
It has become glaringly obvious to me from the cumulative 3 years I've written this article that my "fan"base consists of two types of people:
1) Fans of weird, electronic music.
2) Fans of watching a 19th century English gentleman buttfuck what appears to be E.T.
Today, we finally "cross the streams", at it were.
"Rule 34 strikes again"
"um WTF............that shit is wierd"
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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