Submitted by Larry H.
DURN IT OBUMMER, YOU DIDN'T OUTLAW CORN LIKE YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOW YOU'VE DONE UNLEASHED THE WRATH OF GRANDPA BERT AND HIS SIX STRINGS OF JUSTICE. #CORN_ILLUMINATI #GOOGLERONPAUL
Cum Chat starring aicdethfan84 and BertGriffin88
"You Eat The Frankenstein Monster's "Sweet Corn" ? That's sick dude"-aicdethfan84
Silly response but it still sort of touches some of the important buttons. You missed the Big Point, we all eat the 'Frankenstein Monster Sweetened Corn'. & yes, we're all sick because of it, even you. Thanks for listening & keep on listening."
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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