I Eat The Frankenstein Monster's Corn Sweetened Food

Submitted by Larry H.

DURN IT OBUMMER, YOU DIDN'T OUTLAW CORN LIKE YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOW YOU'VE DONE UNLEASHED THE WRATH OF GRANDPA BERT AND HIS SIX STRINGS OF JUSTICE. #CORN_ILLUMINATI #GOOGLERONPAUL

Cum Chat starring aicdethfan84 and BertGriffin88

"You Eat The Frankenstein Monster's "Sweet Corn" ? That's sick dude"

-aicdethfan84

"@aicdethfan84,

Silly response but it still sort of touches some of the important buttons. You missed the Big Point, we all eat the 'Frankenstein Monster Sweetened Corn'. & yes, we're all sick because of it, even you. Thanks for listening & keep on listening."

-BertGriffin88

Geez, Bert... I gotta say, man... you take this corn shit pretty seriously but you are way, WAY dismissive about Frankenstein Cum. It's like I don't even know you anymore, y'know? It might help your case a little to have an open mind, as "corn"y as that sounds. :-) Haha! Hope you enjoyed my joke there. Believe in Jesus.

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