Okay, so I'll give you +5 points because I love French-Canadian on French-Canadian violence, and +30 points because you used "Dust in the Wind" by Kansas during the death sequence instead of that done-to-death song by Imogen Heap.
Alright, let me just tally up your score real quick here... Oh, I'm so sorry: your final score is still -infinity you worthless sacks of shit! Enjoy your parting gift which consists of a me beating you to death with a sack full of wrenches!
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Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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