Big Shot Gun
Okay, so I'll give you +5 points because I love French-Canadian on French-Canadian violence, and +30 points because you used "Dust in the Wind" by Kansas during the death sequence instead of that done-to-death song by Imogen Heap.
Alright, let me just tally up your score real quick here... Oh, I'm so sorry: your final score is still -infinity you worthless sacks of shit! Enjoy your parting gift which consists of a me beating you to death with a sack full of wrenches!
Critics Corner
"tyl c du fake ca bande de nub"
-666g00f666
"lolololol XD XD XD XD XD =)=)"
-weenerboy2000
"so fake"
-fredrules1998
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