Welp, I guess this is going to have to be the last video since I am now too terrified to do anything but curl into the fetal position and cry!
Big ups to my homies at Million Dollar Extreme. You guys join the few and the not-so-proud in earning an official AwfulVision Thumbs Up.
Join us again next week when AwfulVision returns to it's regular format. I have a pretty good stockpile of submissions, but by all means, submit some more. In the meantime, be sure to check out Million Dollar Extreme (and here on Myspace). Friend them. 5 them. Seriously, they make me laugh and they should make you laugh too.
See you jerks next time!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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