Welp, I guess this is going to have to be the last video since I am now too terrified to do anything but curl into the fetal position and cry!
Big ups to my homies at Million Dollar Extreme. You guys join the few and the not-so-proud in earning an official AwfulVision Thumbs Up.
Join us again next week when AwfulVision returns to it's regular format. I have a pretty good stockpile of submissions, but by all means, submit some more. In the meantime, be sure to check out Million Dollar Extreme (and here on Myspace). Friend them. 5 them. Seriously, they make me laugh and they should make you laugh too.
See you jerks next time!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!