Submitted by Carmine C.
Of course Jesus is real. I invoked his name as soon as I clicked the link and saw this abomination staring at me. Jesus fucking CHRIST.
That about does it for another thrilling edition of AwfulVision! We laughed, we cried, we wrote a suicide note. Okay, well, I did the second two things and you probably didn't do much of the first. I mainly just like to type works sometimes. Aren't these some quality words that I am typing? I think so!
If you'd like me to type some words about some godawful internet video abortion you found while liquered up on cough syrup, send them here! Or better yet, don't!
See you jerks next time!
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!