Submitted by Luke W.
Weirdly enough, unlike most guys, I can find the clitoris with no problem but have no idea where the vagina is.
Critics Corner"Daughter out of Stanford, four-year degree. Mother welcomes her at door. "Wow, Mom, full blond? It looks...good." Mom tells her she's glad she's home-had this big idea for like four days now but had trouble leveling the tripod on laundry-strewn floor and would she help move Ginger's crate against the desk? Camera rolls. It comes together in one take;ÿ beautiful. Next day, daughter goes job hunting, turns back at mailbox. Sees imminent fortune in marketing bat-shit mother. College almost worth it."
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!