Tickle my vagina

Submitted by Luke W.

Weirdly enough, unlike most guys, I can find the clitoris with no problem but have no idea where the vagina is.

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"Daughter out of Stanford, four-year degree. Mother welcomes her at door. "Wow, Mom, full blond? It looks...good." Mom tells her she's glad she's home-had this big idea for like four days now but had trouble leveling the tripod on laundry-strewn floor and would she help move Ginger's crate against the desk? Camera rolls. It comes together in one take;ÿ beautiful. Next day, daughter goes job hunting, turns back at mailbox. Sees imminent fortune in marketing bat-shit mother. College almost worth it."


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