Submitted by Luke W.
Weirdly enough, unlike most guys, I can find the clitoris with no problem but have no idea where the vagina is.
Critics Corner"Daughter out of Stanford, four-year degree. Mother welcomes her at door. "Wow, Mom, full blond? It looks...good." Mom tells her she's glad she's home-had this big idea for like four days now but had trouble leveling the tripod on laundry-strewn floor and would she help move Ginger's crate against the desk? Camera rolls. It comes together in one take;ÿ beautiful. Next day, daughter goes job hunting, turns back at mailbox. Sees imminent fortune in marketing bat-shit mother. College almost worth it."
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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