Submitted by Mike K.
I AM MAD ABOUT SOME DUMB BULLSHIT OR SOMETHING AND I PROBABLY GOT BANNED FOR BEING AN UNFUNNY SHITHEAD SO HERE'S A VIDEO ALL ABOUT IT WITH MORE AWKWARD CUTS THAN MY LAST TRIP TO THE BARBER SHOP. P.S. 20 DOLLARS IS MORE LIKE 200 DOLLARS TO ME BECAUSE I AM A BIG DUMB FAT BABY WITH NO MARKETABLE SKILLS
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!