Submitted by Adam K.
I was kinda on the fence about religion until this asian(?) man yelled at me in broken English for 9 minutes and 59 seconds and now I love Jesus and hate poor people and Muslims and Democrats and women. Praise God!
"I haveÿ never wanted to punch someone in the face more than i do right now. "
"lets water board theÿ shit outta this guy "
"L Oÿ L "
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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