Submitted by Adam K.
I was kinda on the fence about religion until this asian(?) man yelled at me in broken English for 9 minutes and 59 seconds and now I love Jesus and hate poor people and Muslims and Democrats and women. Praise God!
"I haveÿ never wanted to punch someone in the face more than i do right now. "
"lets water board theÿ shit outta this guy "
"L Oÿ L "
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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