Submitted by John F.
~poppin' n lokin' 4 chrizt beeyotch~
"maybe if christians started doing more of this i might not find their views on gays andÿ abortion so fucking abhorrent"
"LOL, this is awesome! Thisÿ guy is a church Mack fo sho."
"Not only do I prefer evolution to Christianity.. but I prefer "The Evolutionÿ of Dance" as well."
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!