Submitted by John F.
~poppin' n lokin' 4 chrizt beeyotch~
"maybe if christians started doing more of this i might not find their views on gays andÿ abortion so fucking abhorrent"
"LOL, this is awesome! Thisÿ guy is a church Mack fo sho."
"Not only do I prefer evolution to Christianity.. but I prefer "The Evolutionÿ of Dance" as well."
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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