Submitted by yours truly
I don't know whether to be disgusted in this degenerate cretin or jealous that I wasn't born wearing pants. :(
Okay! That about wraps up another IN YOUR FACE/PERSONAL SPACE edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everoyone who submitted videos this week. I couldn't do it without you, unless you're specifically referring to the "drinking myself to death and crying constantly" part in which case I've totally got that covered! If you want to join in on the fun, submit a stupid video here (the more soul crushing, the better) or like us on Facebook and post it on our timeline!
Next week, on a very special episode of AwfulVision: ALL BRONIES, ALL THE TIME.
See you jerks next time!
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