Submitted by yours truly
I don't know whether to be disgusted in this degenerate cretin or jealous that I wasn't born wearing pants. :(
Okay! That about wraps up another IN YOUR FACE/PERSONAL SPACE edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everoyone who submitted videos this week. I couldn't do it without you, unless you're specifically referring to the "drinking myself to death and crying constantly" part in which case I've totally got that covered! If you want to join in on the fun, submit a stupid video here (the more soul crushing, the better) or like us on Facebook and post it on our timeline!
Next week, on a very special episode of AwfulVision: ALL BRONIES, ALL THE TIME.
See you jerks next time!
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!