Submitted by Brad D.
FINALLY! A rap song that tosses out concepts like "good lyrics" and "a dope beat" and "credibility" to literally rap about jacking off to manga. I, for one, was getting sick and tired of listening to music that doesn't make me embarrassed to be a human being while simultaneously having nothing in common with 19 year old virgins in "Old School *picture of Atari joystick" t-shirts that look like Screech from Saved by the Bell but now finally, at long last, that nightmarish chapter of my life is over now that I can listen to music about wanting to put my dick in animated Japanese women of questionable age.
Thanks, Hip Hop Urkel! Hehhehhehhehheh *snort* you DID do that!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!