Submitted by Brad D.
FINALLY! A rap song that tosses out concepts like "good lyrics" and "a dope beat" and "credibility" to literally rap about jacking off to manga. I, for one, was getting sick and tired of listening to music that doesn't make me embarrassed to be a human being while simultaneously having nothing in common with 19 year old virgins in "Old School *picture of Atari joystick" t-shirts that look like Screech from Saved by the Bell but now finally, at long last, that nightmarish chapter of my life is over now that I can listen to music about wanting to put my dick in animated Japanese women of questionable age.
Thanks, Hip Hop Urkel! Hehhehhehhehheh *snort* you DID do that!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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