AwfulVision Presents: RobotRiley: An actually funny Youtuber

I really need to stop including stuff that is actually funny on Awfulvision so often because there are seriously only like 10 funny videos on all of Youtube and I shouldn't waste them...

...Oh fuck it. This guy is too funny to not share with the 3 of you that still read this horrible article.

This man is so dedicated to his craft that he actually bought an actual Star Trek uniform to make a video that basically amounts to "trolling trekkies by getting the Enterprise's NCC number wrong".

I can only assume that mustache water is derived from the tears of hipsters and distilled through their ironic mustaches after they heard DFA1979 broke up

Anyone that would murder an apple is rotten to the core! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Sadly, this is still at least a billion times better than a Tay Zonday tattoo. Even more sadly, I know people like this in real life.

I can't wait to be old as shit if being old as shit means I get to wear a tuxedo all day and have giant fucking calculators at my disposal. Booyah.

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