You have got to me fucking SHITTING me. I'd tell you what was going through my mind after watching this, but I'd rather tell you what's about to go through my mind. Namely, a bullet followed soon thereafter by fragments of my own skull. Jesus CHRIST. I need a drink.
"faggot your a sick weirdo fuck off dick face"
"Ahaha, have fun living with a flash-in-the-pan internet fad that's already been forgotten for the rest of your life."
"What are you going to say to someone when they see the tattoo?
lol yup I got a tattoo of some fag on the internet!"
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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