Y'know, honestly at this point in my writing career, I'm ready to say that compared to 99% of Youtube, some idiot frat boy with a puppet lip synching to an mc chris song about getting high on cough syrup and recording an incredibly grainy video of it is actually not too bad. I mean, I've reviewed videos that have made me want to shoot myself (masturbating animated dog), videos that make me want to stab AIDS-filled hypodermic needles into my ears (Complete: Behind the Music) , and videos that have probably given me cancer of the dick (Miss Jackie dancing).
Compared to those, I can't fault this video too much; so congratulations "DiscoDRU"! Your stupid fucking waste of space video is sufficiently less a stupid fucking waste a space than the vast, overwhelming majority of Youtube that, by proxy, it fucking rules. I hope you're happy, you dickless piece of cunt shit. Fuck you.
[sauntering up to joss whedon giving magazine interview] Hey are these guys bothering you
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Ben Garrison's Cartoons explained; Part 2!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!